“Healthy food” is whatever those superior thin people eat, of course. And if it seems like they’re eating Italian and burgers too, that’s because they’re doing it with a superior kind of detachment and moderation, while planning how to burn off the ‘extra’ calories later. Remember, you too can be thin like them if you just do exactly what they do. It’s the laws of physics, guize. It’s impossible that thin people don’t eat healthier than fat people. Physics says so.
(…giant sarcasm alert, of course…)
-ArteToLife
(made rebloggable by request)
